IMPROMPTU LIFEGUARD BEACH FRISBEE
Nothing pisses off people more on a beach than a tosser with a frisbee. Now you can be one of those tossers!!!! But not only that, you'll also be sending a message out to the public throughout the day. Every time your frisbee throw "accidentally" goes astray and a random beach-goer retireves it for you, they will read the message 'STAY SAFE FUCKER' - everybody wins!!!!